Contest Winner Tee Religious Belief Police chases are scary and/or

Police chases are scary and/or inconvenient and nobody makes shirts for them unless someone famous is involved

We aren't going to say anything specific about any specific place here

make sure our shipping routes don't fall off the edge of the Earth

The best part of buying clothes at a thrift store is telling people that you them it at a thrift store

Contest Winner Tee Religious Belief Police chases are scary and/orIt takes a certain combination of luck and or skill to best your peers in a contest of chance and or strategy and or dexterity and or athleticism. You should be proud of this. Show off that you once had more luck and or skill than another person, multiple people, or a system devised to be difficult enough that it warranted declaring a winner. Sounds like kind of a bad contest though, since they didn't even give you a shirt for winning. The classic fit